This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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