You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed