1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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