We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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