Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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