this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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