No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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