and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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