guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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