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Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
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I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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