it wasn't lemon gatorade
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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