a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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