i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor