ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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