The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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