he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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