Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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