i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Randomize
