Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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