Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
It's blow job season.
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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