He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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