I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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