we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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