Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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