More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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