So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
