so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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