You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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