that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I look better un-naked...
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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