Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize