It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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