no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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