i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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