pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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