he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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