On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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