Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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