gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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