I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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