U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Randomize