The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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