It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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