she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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