Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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