My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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