So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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