I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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