i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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