i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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