UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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