didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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