I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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