come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
