Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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