what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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