We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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