i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Damn victory sex feels great
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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