Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
that may or may not have been my penis.
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