For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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